HOLY CRAP,...

...CAPTAIN BULL IS STRONGER THAN A SPEEDING CAR!!!

How come?
Well, =JazZeke says so in this story:
Tantalum "Alright norms, listen up," Captain Ramsey "Bull" Gibb addressed his unit of ungifted soldiers. "Our targets are Mick and Dean Armbruster, 32 each, Caucasian males with respective control of hydrogen and fluoride. They were doing time for drug trafficking, first-degree theft and attempted murder and busted out on the day of the Awakening. Our orders are to capture them alive. Any questions?"

"Sir," Sergeant Daniels, a skinny beanpole of a man who looked even smaller under all that military gear, raised his hand. "If these men are murderers, why are we trying to recruit them?

Bull sneered. "Whatever they've done, the United Stares Armed Forc
on which I based my entry for his contest.

Tools: fountain pen and assorted markers.
Time: 4 whiny Cocteau Twins albums. For some reason, I like to listen to pussy music while drawing intense scenes, and vice versa. Sue me.

Now, where's that 1-year premium..?